Showing posts with label Photos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Photos. Show all posts

Saturday, December 27, 2008

A Look Back at 2008

Thank God 2008 is almost over.


There were many good times in 2008.


We had some tough times as well -
(About an hour each day wasted zoning out right here).


May much fortune rain upon the retail automotive
industry in 2009 (Please God).


Maybe we should ask the Blue Genie.


Ah, Time for another glass of good Merlot

AFI


Tags: Automotive Finance F&I Finance & Insurance
Credit Repair va, Credit Repair blog, Credit Restoration
Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers jumped from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin. . .


Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .


In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:



Happy New year!

AFI

To measure a "well-run" automotive F&I Department, visit: http://www.AutoFinanceInsider.blogspot.com

Friday, September 12, 2008

Paystub

This definitely wins the grand prize for the best looking paystub I've seen:



You gotta wonder why some people have bad credit.

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Paying the Phone Bill

I am VERY bored today. Maybe I'll draw up a bank contract with numbers looking like this check and send it in to funding...

Ah, too much work.

More Redneck Pics

August started out strong and just fizzled yesterday. I still don't feel momentum. Oh well. Let's enjoy some more redneck pics.
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Redneck Stonehenge
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Redneck Mansion
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Redneck Limo
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Redneck Car Lot
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Check out more redneck pics HERE

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things that creep me out:


View from the International Space Station
on 9-11.




The last picture on a digital camera found in
Sri Lanka after the tsunami.




Why won't he put his hand over his heart
during the Pledge of Allegiance?




Could it happen again?


Pretty deep for an F&I Manager huh.

- Let's all have a strong finish in July!

AFI

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

FL Senate weighs bill to “neuter” faux bull testicles on trailer hitches

A bill before the FL state senate would impose a fine of $60 for displaying fake bull testicles on vehicle trailer hitches.


I think we should we sell these in the F&I office
as an accessory!


State Senator Carey Baker is apparently upset over the popularity of a novelty car accessory that displays what looks like bull testicles on the trailer hitches. The false testicles appear to be a national trend and are popular with some pick up truck owners.

According to an article appearing in The Tampa Tribune the Florida State Senate is considering a bill that would impose a fine of $60 for displaying the fake testicles-some question whether or not the debate is an exercise in futility and an assault on First Amendment freedoms. This could be an interesting, if not entertaining, debate.

Apparently when first brought up on the senate floor, the senator’s debate was somewhat hampered by the presence of school children in the gallery.

Purveyors of the faux testicles include two Internet companies- Your Nutz and BullsBalls.

Your Nutz is a California company whose owner, David Ham, is very happy for the free publicity that these efforts generate. Your Nutz offers a variety of “styles” and colors including colors like sun-kissed sienna, dark forest green and an electric blue set that are lighted and produce a glow in the dark attraction.

BullsBalls is an Arizona company and boasts of selling about 500 sets per month. He too suggests that efforts by lawmakers to restrict their use actually create a big boost in sales.

The Tampa Tribune article quotes a cultural anthropologist, Alan Burns, from the University of Florida in Gainesville. According to Burns, “I suspect that it’s not as much some kind of statement about manliness as it is just some kind of goofiness.” (Do ya think?)


Tiny set for a Prius

Burns goes on to say, “I drive a Prius, so I wouldn’t put them on it.” (I guess that would not be a good fit.)

Given the online feedback to this story, it looks like Florida residents are not very impressed with their legislator’s choice of topics to debate- most calling it a total waste of time.

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AUTOMOTIVE NEWS - with a twist

http://www.AutoIndustryNews.blogspot.com

Saturday, February 9, 2008

SPY photos of the 2009 Infiniti FX

This vehicle in my opinion is the coolest re-design in the works right now. I will probably trade my 2004 Infiniti FX35 if the new FX actually looks like this. Who else thinks this re-design is wicked?


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I know these pictures are re-printed without permission. I tried to find the original link to give credit, but it might have been removed. Anyway, if you have a problem with me posting these wicked FX pictures, comment below and we can work something out.

AFI


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Saturday, December 8, 2007

Airport Security


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*** My wife is telling me to go rake leaves now.

Some More Parallelisms

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COMPLIANCE OFFICER




FLOORPLAN AUDITOR




"THIS ONE'S MINE"

"No, you just had that family in the Windstar"
"Hey I talked with this guy on the phone"
"Everyone step back, he's going to ask for me"






ANYBODY HAVE SOME IDEAS ???

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Parallelisms: Automotive Finance Director, Automotive F&I Manager, Autimotive Used Car Manager, Automotive General Sales Manager, General Manager

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AUTOMOTIVE FINANCE DIRECTOR




AUTOMOTIVE F&I MANAGER




AUTOMOTIVE SALESPEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE THE F&I OFFICE DOOR - (Praying that their deal doesn't walk).


"Help, Oh Great and Noble F&I Manager, I've been
working this guy for 2 weeks. This is my bonus car."




"Get this bought and I've got lunch next week."


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"Hey-Let me in, I'll shut my mouth.




AUTOMOTIVE USED CAR MANAGER





AUTOMOTIVE GENERAL SALES MANAGER





AUTOMOTIVE GENERAL MANAGER





Hey, what am I missing? Office Manager, Floor Manager, Salesperson who got the most bones last month. Let me know.